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Boys Sidewinder Trunks
Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
- I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
- Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
- Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
- The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
- Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
When you swim fast it’s great to celebrate in style, and there’s no better way to do it humbly and with dignity than have streams of colourful whipped cream shooting out from your swimwear to cover the pool deck and all your competitors. Each swimwear comes with a free canister of cream to insert prior to your race, and you can purchase more if you think you’re going to win a few races, prior to any likely ban from event organisers. his print is a repeating pattern so each product will look slightly different. We can’t guarantee that what you see in a photo is exactly what you’ll get, but it does mean you will be an individual!
