The Lakeviews will be the envy of pool parties everywhere. These patterned perfections will leave your haters pissed and puzzled. The ultra-flexible water-repellent shell means they'll be dry as rye before your ride home, and did we mention there's no pesky netting? The form-fitting interior liner hugs your thighs like an old friend, keeping your boys sand and saltwater free at all times. With additional technology such as the never-lose-a-koozie back zipper and the hang-dry tag system, every detail on these marvels has been tested by certified summertime experts.